Sunday, June 25, 2006

They moved the show up north yestersday
to a more congenial Topanga State Beach,
boy was it a doozie. Izzy had a bazillion
folks there, all with huge donations. The
Variety Club of Hollywood supplied luncheon,
which everybody gobbled post haste. It's funny
when you get north of Dana Pt. how far behind
times poor ol' San Onofre is. San Onofre has
always reminded me of Forrest Gump, if
you know what I mean. Wednesday, Izzy
takes his show to Tourmaline at La Jolla,
where Jim and Bob return for another BBQ.
That Izzy sure knows how to push the
right buttons. Guess who would love to
cover the event? Yep, the San Diego
Union Tribune. SOSC BOD always
gripes about crowds, let me tell you this,
they had 5,000 in attendance at TOPO.
No Wes Williams in sight, as far as that
goes no Sal "Hey, that's our table" Geez
and the kids.

Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAN ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 8:51 AM   18 Comments

18 Comments:

At 6:39 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

well all i can say is wow
the doheny 75th anniversary bash
was great. the best of the best
where all there.
pop proctor was right when he said
there ain`t no life nort of dana point. why spend $80 in gas to go
to topeko state beach.
they had a pop proctor look a like
contest an winkie glockner won hands down.
but yes it gets even better
HUELL HOWSER got it all on film
so those that did go up there
think about it an say why did i do that

 
At 10:35 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny Dawn, Hyell dropped that poor San Onofre Surf Club and their clinging ghouls like yesterday's garbage. When did Pappy Procter finally die?

 
At 1:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know. Is he really dead, if so, will there be a paddleout?

 
At 2:22 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deadr'n a door nail. Huell did a Memorial for him April 15th.

 
At 3:04 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

probanly so, I hope so.

 
At 9:24 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huell Bowzer dropped the Sano Ghoul Club? Say it isn't so!

 
At 9:27 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is this "Topo" place? What are the waves like?

 
At 9:30 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Topanga Beach State Park Neon. A wave you will never surf, because you don't surf!

 
At 9:32 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was a nice thing for the kids, but please stay down south, topo is a local spot and i need all the space i can get to ride my kayak. also mr. tubesteak please save a hotdog for me next time.

 
At 9:33 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peter, are you still alive?
I think Huell wants to do you and Ranger Ephram live at SANO (Bamboo Room) with the procession of ghouls led by Beardo. Are you in or out?

 
At 9:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Count me in. I need all the publicity I can get for my comeback.

 
At 10:20 AM , Blogger Huevos Rancheros said...

Youse 'eeen.

 
At 4:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, we love our kids. It's a State Beach, anyways.
San 'Nofre has always been a hands on family beach, and when we go there we don't have to worry about locking our camper-house door. They're good peoples down there, alright.

 
At 6:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr.Hackett, you gotta' be kidding. Tube's not saving you nuttin'. Be on time manana en la manana. Tourmaline, La Jolla.

 
At 7:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can`t take it any more
with dam surf camp i live down
here by tourmaline.
been surfing here forever
it`s a god dam zoo
now i know why san-o gave them
the boot. with any luck the same
will happen here and no we don`t
love them here. !!!!

 
At 7:41 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real surfer's don't need some remedial camp to "learnt to surf". We did it on our own and we did it for free! That old Malibu gang is rolling in their paddled-out graves!

 
At 8:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Man, if it's too hot in the kitchen, get the hell out!

 
At 9:02 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Diki, that's surfing heritage stuff. Paddleouts may be gruesome, but they're here to stay. Drive up to San Onofre when the next heart attack victim fall becase of old age and artheriosclrosis. CLEAR!

 

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