With Sal Geez struck again with a massive,
collapsing on the damp grass in front of his
screaming grandchildrenat the reunion house,
Sal's lifeless corpse freightened everyone, they
were all in a tizzy. All Geez family members were
frozen with fear. Why doen't somebody do
something, and just not stand there paralyzed
with fear. Teeny Weinie threw his cell at Sal's
cousin, Herod. "Call 911, pronto," said Herod.
Within moments EMT responded, and for the
third time in a week, Sal Geez was hooked up
on life support, which wasn't that bad because
the children were used to seeing Granpa Sal
with tubes inserted in his veins. The EMT
was equipped with a working defibrulatot.
The juice was flowing. *CLEAR*! They shocked
the living crapp out of Sal.. This time all the
toddlars were laughing. Sal was sucking deep
breaths, the color finally returned to his
cheeks. Sal attempted to stand, but collapsed
back to the wet grass. Looks as if Sal Geez may
not make it to the SOSC Annual Club Luau
after all. If not, looks like Coor's Lite will be
on tap.

Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES ESQ.