Friday, July 07, 2006

Well, tomorrow's Luau Day, the schittz gonna
hit the fan when the workAbillies
discover Club dinners have risen to
$35.00 a pop. Most people could care less,
they just want to be part of the party. The
Club will make a fortune off Tee Shirt sales,
trinkets, curios, and amulets. NALU Mag
is providing complementary issues to the
first 1,000 party goers. SOSC will sell the
mags, donating the proceedS to Surfrider
Foudation of San Clemente. The State
anticipates a huge crowd, and may shut
down entrance at 8:00 AM. Sorry, there
Will be no valet parking unless you have
a "PLANET MALIBU" bulky tee. In case you
can't get there, and get shut out, take your
Pay Pal to:

http://www.tubesteak.org

Click Tee Shirts on main page.

Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES INC.

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 1:48 PM   10 Comments

10 Comments:

At 2:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say Larry, how much are the PLANET MALIBU Tees. Will there be plenty on hand?

 
At 9:26 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice new website

 
At 9:59 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Brindkey, Art Director.

 
At 3:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

do the profits of the t- shirt sales go to the surfrider? i have a short list of other worthy organizations: send b.k. to tel aviv fund, moe tracy hip replacement program, nalu froiseth anger management foundation, jt mindys donate a hat on opening day for underage gamblers society, phyllis tracy lifetime subsription to vanity fair fund, how to live like a king on pennies a day program(wine not inluded) .thank you for your time.

 
At 5:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hellp Kamuela, all iour suggestions are taken umder consideration, especially Nalu. Thanks for taking time to wtite.

 
At 7:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU MUST BE KIDDING WHAT KIND OF KRAP IS THIS FRIST OF YOU NEVER GOT NEAR THE NOSE.
WHY ARE YOU WHORING YOUR SELF OUT. DO TOU THINK ANY ONE WILL BUY IN TO THIS CHIT. CUM ON KEEP IT REEL. YOU AIN`T NO CORKY.
HELLO WAKE UP IT`S OVER !!!! GO BACK BACK TO BED AN READ YOUR AARP MAG GOOD NIGHT

 
At 8:23 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

clarence, kamuela here, what is aarp mag? why drag dear ol' corky into it, he has enough problems with clint

 
At 8:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

when you un scramble the letters of the psyudoeum "kamuela maikai of San onofre,"
you get "S.O.B. bothering Tube on Net"

 
At 8:47 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good morning Clarence, VANITY FAIR, August, pg. 166, "Malibu's Lost Boys"
about Surf'en at San Onofre.
You'll love it all your 'Nofre friends with whom you you were raised are in it. Kamala, Aarp is Clint's dog. Say hi to Nalu for us.

 
At 9:01 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Avatar, did you know you won the 1975 Edition of the Belnont Stakes. We knew you didn't, but now you do.

 

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