Thank gawd, Paul Carter showed and
transported Sal Geez to San Clemente's
Mercy Emergency Center. Sal was taken to
ICU for evaluation, where a major plug in
his artery system was confirmed. Today
he will be placed on a strict non-alcohol
regime. The worst news of all, he must resign
his coveted position on the SOSC BOD. If
that don't kill Sal nothing will. His angioplasty
showed lots of sludge, such as cholestoral,
animal fat, hang-nail, butter chunks, frankfurter
residue, fudge, dips, Fritoes, natural casing, and
loads of liverwurst. Sal, however, will handle the
public address system at yet another conest in
September. He sure is funny when he and "mike"
get together.

Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES