Apparantly, there was a major disturbance at
Saturday's Club Luau. Many complaints, high
prices, watered down food, parking, motorhome
generaters growling, but the worst was falsely
accused drunken clowns with bright red noses,
terrorizing the member's children. I was there
waiting for left-over scraps when this character
in a 50th Anniversery Commemorative Bulky
Tee paraded back and forth along the chokenly
dusty dirt road. The beach character clutched
armfuls of FedEx overnight envelopes, had a
wild look in his eyes. One member from
Upland CA said his six year old daughter
was terrified as he walked by, and
they blamed the Luau Clowns. With
all the money the Club made
you'd think they'd had some sort of security.
And, the price of gasoline it looks as though
this will be the last Luau ever. Not to worry
*Core* members, Bulky Tees will go on Ebay.
You'll still be able to walk proudly into Albertsons
with your XXXL.

Written by Joe Crapp.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES