Well, here I am live and in color for all to enjoy

Did you know that I once looked like Jim Irwin?

Can you tell the resemblance, I knew you would.

I pick my new board up on Monday, and

paddling out at Ol' Man's. I hope your there to

catch the action. If there's any alcoholics on

the beach after the 'No Drinking' law goes

into effect, I'll walk right over to squash your

ugly head like an ugly grape. Savvy!

Written by Jack La Laine.

BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES