My Gawd, we are in the drought of the millenium,
and nobody knows what to do about it. Looking
out the window you no longer see green, nope
what you see is brown dirt. All rodents are drying
up, there is no moisture. Any moisture is wasted
on immigrant landscapers washing their Ford 450
trucks. Bush's sister-in-law is mexican, she wants
landscaper's trucks to be sparkling clean, not
dusty and dirty like south of la frontera. So,
don't water your lawn. Chip in, help your
amigos.

Written by El Senor.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES