Oh my, after returning from fabled Malibu,
the place where Tinker Bell scattered her
Magic Pixie Dust, boy was I in for a surprise.
The two most disgusting things I've seen during
my abbreviated career in surfing are The filthy
anitquated San Onofre dirt road and the Wall
there at Malibu, you know the one saying ' Dora
Lives'. it's shameful the San Onofre Surfing Club
and the MSA (Malibu Surfing Association) allows
this to happen. Oh well, might be they want to
preserve those two eyesores for when Pete Peter-
son and Barney Wikes return from the dead, thinking
things had never changed. Well, they have changed
and, if I may add, for the worse. The County of
Los Angeles, along with City of Santa Monica, hav
the most attractive parking lots for beachgoers
in the country. I just don't why the SOSC BOD
doesn't get off their duff and pave their bumpy
dirt road. That, however, is miniscule compared to
crumbling wall, once a Adamson Family landmark,
it sticks out like a missing thumb. Except for the
'hot dog' man's guard dog, there's no loose animals,
such as those who roam freely at Ol' Nofre,
Irregardless, The Wall and the poor dirty and
dusty dirt road most go. So, let's get with it SOSC
BOD and MSA, schitt or get off the pott.

Written by Surfwriter's Foundation.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES ESQ.