Now, hey. If any of you hard-core skepics think
you can out-fox the State's Mandate about no
booze on San Onofre Surfrider, you'd better
think twice. Now listen up, and listen up good.
There will be an exhibition today at Bldg. #4,
showcasing the alcohol sensitive attack dogs.
The State is adamant about no booze of any
kind on Surfrider Beach. Ranger Hackworth
will be there at 4:00 P.M. illustrating how they
will dry that beach up. How dry you ask, well
drier than the Gobi Desert, that's how dry.
Written by I.M.Parched.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
6 Comments:
Good for them.
I'm not buying it.
I have heard the same rumor every year for the past thirty years.
okay, thebigkook. Let's see you press your luck when the barking dogs confront you. We don't care what you've heard for thirty years, Read again, you consume alcohol at San Onofre Surf Beach the dogs'll it, sniff it, howl and bark until Ranger arrives, then it's off to Vista Jail, bail $15,000.00. See you in court, pardner. Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff,sniff.
Q: When you apply for Welfare in Mexico what do they give you?
A: A map of the United States.
Don't blame me, you and your ilk tolerate those welfare seekers. Don't go to mexicano restaurants BOYCOTT them. You know which ones. They have La, El,Las, or Los, in front of the name. La Siesta, et al.
Bro, I patronize spanish restaurants. I'm a part-time out of work sub-contractor. My bros love spanish food, high price pitchers, and soggy chips to dip in stale salsa. We talk about going to baja for a weekend hombre, get real.
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