Monday, June 18, 2007

Oh dear, this ain't what San Onofre wants to hear.
July 1 2007 your beach is no longer a sanctuary for
alcoholics. The regulars are figuring how the system
can be beat. No way, Tokay. The State has recruited
several alcohol sniffing attack dogs. The dog sniffs
booze, you will be held at bay by their well trained
handlers. I don't know why boozers feel it's okay
to chug-a-lug in the motor home. Get this, and
get it right. No alcohol at 'Ol 'Nofre means no
alcohol at San Onofre. Period! End of report!
The State has been training weeks to overcome
the onslaught of alcoholics, who've been told,
"No problema, bro, we tried to get through majijuana
for sick people, maybe they'll let us slide." No way, Santa
Fe. Go look for work, before you die of liver disease.
The message is out, if you come out of the ocean after
a great sesh, don't think you're going to mellow
with a chilled Heinie. You try, you go straight to Vista
Jail. You don't pass go, you don't collect $200.00.

Written by Paris Hilton.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 11:27 AM   7 Comments

7 Comments:

At 1:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right on, paris

 
At 3:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh to be young and in paris...

 
At 3:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yowzah, and to be in Carolina in the morning.igmvdx

 
At 6:48 AM , Blogger NeoN said...

Its pure smoke and mirrors boys.

drove the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, Sano however will not be.

 
At 1:27 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

San Onofre Rangers and Ragerettes have taken a crash course in alcoholic and controlled substance making sure the Surfrider Beach doesn't become zombieland with yo-yos who try to beat the system--nerd. Dude, where you stash the bong?

 
At 5:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

late braking news the no drinking
ban has been put on hold ideflnitely. thanks to an anonymous
person on the b.o.d
so that mean`s on the 4th come on
have a cold on but remember
B.Y.O.B

 
At 6:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

AG, you da' byrd man. Iknew that was a false alarm. I will bring enough Coors Lite for all to enjoy. See you all on the Fourth, we'll have a 5th on the 4th.

 

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