Thirty eight hours and counting. The alcoholic's nightmare
begins 12:00 A.M. Sunday morning. There will be no
grace period. The alcohol sniffing attack dogs are poised,
and ready for action. You will not beat the system, it's
all over but the shouting. Remember, you crave alcohol
at San Onofre Surfrider Beach, you will go directly to
Vista Jail, placed in a holding tank, arraigned and sent
to San Diego Municipal Court, and placed on summary
probation. The State means business in this abusive
matter. A word of advice, do not, we repeat, do not
hire a San Onofre Attorney, thinking they'll they'll
plea bargain for a suspended sentence. Maybe, you should GOOGLE Vista Jail. If you think hard rubber dildos are
bad, wait'll a giant senor gets you mano a mano. OUCH!
Written by El Elephanto.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
10 Comments:
Prohibition came early, it's over as of this morning. Next thing you know pot smoking won't be allowed at the beach.
JW/TBK
ALOHA, JW/TBK, i must ask, how would weed (if that's pot) help anyone's surffing carrer. Just asking.
Dowldin, Dowldin, Seymour and Brugleman esq. LLC, AA, MADD.
Larry, remember Seymour had bigger fish to fry, he is now the ED of the Surfer's Heritage Foundatio
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O, Lord Jesus, come in, help our wearied drunkin beach boyz of San Onofre as they have no alcohol relief this July 1st. Please give them inner strength to conquer their craving for alcohol.
correnthian,we say Amen to that. Praise the Lord.
Indeed thursday night was the last legal drinking at the beach. It was a sad occasion, kinda like a wake. I would like to know how the state proposes to enforce the new rule. The have proven their incompetence at enforcing most of the rules on the books now. Unattended dogs, fires on the sand, permits for parties over 20 people, awnings, sideways parking. The rangers are to busy eating donuts and too lazy to get their fat asses out of their cars. If they put a ban on pot smoking then I am afraid the beach is dead. RIP San Onofre
Thebigkook makes a great point. These rangers have to be the biggest bunch of incompetant lazy pathetic government employees ever. Of the 16 hours the place is opened, there is maybe a ranger around for 10 minutes. Your chances of getting caught are slim to none.
Oh dear, BIGKOOK, San Onofre has been dead for 35 years. Now the decay is begining to stink.
BOTTEMS UP. you are so correct, and Slim rode out of town on his horse 45 minutes ago
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