Finally, the SOSC BOD, acting on a recomendation
by Sal Geeze, our Club has agreed to aquire a beach
dog to fulfill the deams of animal owners who don't
have the resources for an animal to haul down to
Ol' Nofre to evacuate it's bowels on the sand so
a toddlar can walk barefoot and step in the mess
stinking up the kid's foot. How is it going to work?
Well, the Club will raise dues by 1% so they can
head directly to the pound, purchase the stray
animal, and bring it to the beach for all to love
and cherish. There shall be a $15.00 entry fee
to name the beach dog. If your name wins the
Club will receive a 6 month's supply of Kibbles
and Bits for the beach dog. This 2007 summer
will be the hottest ever. If you will donate a
shiney dog water bowl you will have your photo
in the 2008 Club annual with the beach dog
and Harrold 'Froggy' Diamond.

Written by Dr.Ross.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES