MARANATHA PRAISE THE LORD!
For all faithful beach drunks, listen up!
On June 30th, Sunday night , there shall
be a candlelight vigil at entrance kiosk in
order to save drinking on the beach. It is
our Gawd given right to consume large
amounts of alcohol at San Onofre Surfrider
State Beach. July 1st 2007, the no alcohol
mandate goes into effect. This means if you
step out of the water after a rightous sesh you
will be subject to have your ass tossed into
the Vista jail, your car will be towed and im-
pounded at your expesnse. You know what
that means. Yep, $250.00 plus $95.00 per diem
storage fee. Your attendance at the 'vigil' is
truly a necessity. Thank you for your cooperation.
Written by Gerry Beard.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
7 Comments:
Tube, my man:
You meant to say "Saturday night."
Good call, partner, Saturday night it is. Hal Gee will be guest speaker.
So what. I'll just head down to Trail 6, and drink wid' da' boyx that makes the noize. Turtle/ll be there, fer sure.
OK THE DRINKING STARTS AT
6:AM SHARP THE LAST DAY OF LEGAL DRINKING AS WE KNOW IT SO PLEASE B.O.Y.B AND LOT`S OF IT WERE GOING TO SHOVE IT IN THERE FACE AN DOGGIE DAIMOND WILL BE THE GRAND MARSHAL AN PLEASE NO BUD LIGHT
so what`s up with $an-o b.o.d
they just roll over an let this no booze law happen just what does the b.o.d do any how ??? every one ask for a refund
traci, that booze will get you into nothing 'cept trouble. they have a chap down here who goes by the name BIGKOOK. look what's done for him, it ruined his life. For good! And doggie diamond, well, I just don't. He's ready for his paddle-out.
Burt, you gots to be kidding. SOSC BOD does not hold title to that putrid
beach.
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