Sometimes you just don't know where you stand at
Ol'Nofre. Why you ask, today, July 1st, the ones
dependent on alcohol, thinking the sauce will elevate their position in life (mainly surfing), well it ain't gonna work. There was a cruel prank played upon the alcohol sniffing dogs by a sinister bystander (name with held) to antagonize the animals.
You bet, the agitator arrived with a concealed 15 minute, of barking, howling, animals in distress, snarling, growling, in heat, you name it , the tape had it. There's a beach dog
called Dingo who is totally 'core, anyways this tape scares
the living beejeezus out of him. It was just terrible. Today,
when the law goes into effect, the alcohol sniffing
beasts will spring into action. Any-who, today Sunday is reckoning day. It's time the wothlesses either schitt or
get off the pott. This afternoon "The BeerMan" wants
to fool the State. He sneaks a Bud Lite right in
front ofthe pack. Guess what? It didn't work. Buster the
Pit Bull lunged at the BeerMan, nailing him smack
dab in the entrepiema, and would not let loose.
"The BeerMan thougt he been struck by a giant Gila
Monste, if you know what I mean.

Written by Benny Jett.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES