IT WAS DE JA VIEW ALL OVER AGAIN. I knew I saw it before, and that's

why I filed a report with Ranger Dairywimple. It was the Summer of '82

Henry Alfaro of ABC News asked me, JJ Moon, and Mickey Munoz, if we

had enough clout to get an invalid child into the Huntington Beach

Classic because his lifelong dream was to surf in a heat of a Pro

Contest. We had enough clout and they let the invalid kid enter,

they knew he wouldn't advance against MR, TC, Rory, and Shaun.

We found out there was the $50,000.00 first prize award.

JJ Moon contacted Dora in France offering him the cash if he'd

bring his remote controlled surfboard. To make a short story

long, Dora showed with the board. He controlled it from

The Hilton Hotel Water Front Balcony, and with a little

"mordida" to the judges, it turned out the invalid kid

wins the whole "enchie". The invalid kid gives the 1'st

place check to Dora, who had a change of heart returning

it to the kid's mom for hospital bills for an operation that

would get the invalid kid well again. That's how Joe

Shlump the Midget beat our BIGKOOK. 'KOOK won it

"fair and square". Joe Shlump cheated. Ranger Dairywimple

will straighten matters out, and promised Joe Shlump the

Midget will not be welcome at San Onofre no more.

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