RANGER DAIRYWIMPLE NOTIFIED TEAM/BIGKOOK the beach will be

closed for several days, the reason a CODE ORANGE bomb was

found in Building #6, BIGKOOK'S main toilet opposite the KOOK'S

Bamboo Plantation. Ranger "D" said "it's" merely a precaution--not

to worry. If these SANO chumps believe that I'll turn in my Dewey

Weber Longerboard for the charitable donation, Save the Whales.

Of course, it's a tax write-off. I learned this beach quarantine from

Santa Monica City Lifeguard Service. The Guards, when they wanted

a raise, would post the "BEACH CLOSED--KEEP OUT WATER POLLUTED"

It worked. The city always gave in. Let's see if the State gets away

with it.

IUBESTEAK/TEAM.SANO.RATPACK