THIS JUST IN! Returning from Izzy Paskowitz' X-MASS tree farm, driving

the farm wagon, TEAMBIGKOOK was spotted by the "Rose Parade

Committee and Judges". They want TEAMBIGKOOK in the 2004,

Rose Parade. Following the procession to San Onofre, they asked Ranger

Dairywimple if he'd extend the invitation. When the TEAMBIGKOOK

decorates the 60' tree this morning, we feel confidence is high they will.

A vote will be taken at 10:00 AM this morning in front of the "Banana

Plantation" facing Toilet #6. If this don't frost SANO'S BOD nothing will.

But no matter SANO'S BOD is repulsed by surfing commercialism, that

is, unless it involves the sale of the Club's High Profit Tee-Shirts.

TUBESTEAK/BOB*EUBANKS/STEPANIE*EDWARDS