I NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW, but "San Onofre Surfrider residential Family

Beach" is under scrutiny by "SONG'S Reinforcement Headquarters".

Last night during their patrol with "heat seeking" radar guns, RS flushed

out over 30 homeless souls, sleeping in TBK's "Bamboo Plantation"

in front of Toilet #6. The souls complained to the squad it was so cold

they had to sleep on the sand. SANO's ambient tempeture was four

degrees above treezing, the crappers were locked tighter than a

snare drum. Ranger Diarywimple gave then vouchers for South San

Clemente's Starbucks for hot black java and a muffin of their choice.

The homeless souls thanked Ranger Diarywimple and promised to head

for Dana Point's "Baby Beach" for the duration of the cold snap.

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