JUST WHEN THEY THOUGHT it was safe to go back in the water,

the SANO BOD was dealt another crippling blow. Pop Parker original

member of the real Onofre Surfing Club turns 90 years

this Sunday. The Board of Dictators applied for a centurion Permit

for "Pop's" 100th BD party but was turned down because Ranger

Dairywimple had promised a permit for TEAMBIGKOOK'S First

Ever "COOK ALONG". The territory allotted is from Warzone's Sump to

Jim Irwin's Propeller Shrine. There will be a motorcade from the

fashionable "Rib Trader Restaurant" to San Onofre Beach.

THEBIGKOOK is the Grand Marshall.