NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING! San Onofre Residential Surfrider State Beach is not

as bad as it appears. Primitive as people want it, colorless as colorless can be,

landscape disaster, boulders in the bypass line, traffic cones, and this is only on the

bluff, dead fish smelling up the ocean. Forget it! For the shock of your life take

time to visit Dana West Basin Yacht area. Dogs, clowns, seniors, halfwits, mumblers,

line skaters, foreigners, hunchbacks, wine-o's, with a myriad of freaks and wizards.

"Everybody comes to California has a dream. What's your dream, baby?" So,

tomorrow I'm going back to SANO and see the same mess. Same crap, different day.

TUBESTEAK/PALM DESERT