RANGER DAIRYWIMPLE IS AN INCREDIBLE SOURCE of information.

Yesterday he guided us through the evolution of San Onofre's

popular "Bamboo Forest." Now, today, he's escorting the group through

Warzone's mosquito infested Toilet #4's "Overflow Sanitization

By-pass Flow. Because of the unexpected use of the privy, its

cesspool cannot completely process the raw sewage. The waste

runs freely over the primitive dirt road for fifty feet emptying

into the sump adjacent to Bamboo Forest #1. Ranger Dairywimple

explained, although the stench is unbearable, TEAMBIGKOOK feels

it keeps the tourists away. It was noted how lush and green

vegetation looked because of the fertilized water. If Ranger Dairywimple

discovered "THE TEAM" had used the mussel notification signs (the ones

warning not to eat shellfish during month's with "r" in it's name)

as firewood he'd hit the ceiling..

TUBESTEAK/ZUMANATARIAN