ONE OF SURFING'S DARING STUNTMEN ONCE TOLD ME," We do

the difficult on demand and the impossible by request." Each and every

time I drive the "primitive dirt" road way down at San Onofre, I see a lot

of weathered "surfers" balancing on the log barricade, clutching their Coors

Lite with an unforgiving death grip, attired in hooded sweatshirTs

announcing a 50 year Anniveresery, Ugg Boots, and a copy

of Longboard Magazine, I think of the legendary stuntman who rises

above the norm amd enjoys the challange. His name is synonamous

with "gags" (stunts) Mike Retzer, the Joey Chitwood of surfing.

TUBESTEAK/HOLD*FOR* A*LILLY