AS YOU ALL KNOW, IN A SURFING CONTEST WHITE is Top Seed. Joe

Shlump the Midget demanded the white jersey. Seeing it was SOSC

equipment, the BOD gave it to Joe. Black goes to the BIGKOOK.

In essesnce the SOSC BOD told BIGKOOK to "kiss off". After more SOSC

bickering the "Death Match" starts. The boys paddle to and around the

bright orange priority buoy. THEBIGKOOK is first up. In the "Death Match"

you get one ride, your best shot, paddle in, and you're done.

One wave, that's it, no oops I caught a rail. THEBIGKOOK sees

one coming, sizes it up, one deep stroke, he's in. Dropping

the pivot foot, he draws his lead, roars like a lion, pushes up

on this six-footer, wide-leggy he rears back sink in t massive

ten-sixer's tailblock, Malibu Style, descends down the wave's

face creating a rooster-tail plume fifteen feet in the brisk morning

sky. Heading towards Trail Six he emits a confident, bellowing,

Victory Yell. His head down, he walks the doggie through the

bowl, does the famous "Isaiah Spin", goes up and over, and sits

down confident of a victory. Everyone on the beach in unison gives

THEBIGKOOK a Standing "O". Tomorrow, Joe Shlumps psycho ride.

TUBESTEAK/AMAZED