EACH, AND EVERY TIME, I GO TO SAN ONOFRE I get sick to my stomach.

This morning was no different. For stability I thought I'd better lie down

in the front seat with the window down to breath the sea air ridding

the nausea. I went down there to see BIGKOOK'S challenge for beach

supremacy. The "Indian Death Match" was on, pitting 'KOOK against Joe

Shlump the Midget. Hidden from view, I hear this squabbling between

Ranger Dairywimple and Craig Ephraim about SOSC members not selected

for a segment. No one from San Onofre Surfing Club was included.

No matter, I didn't think the "Club" wanted to be part of Surfing's

Tradition. Ranger Dairywimple tried explaining to Ephraim that

he wasn't Matt Warshaw, but Ephraim wasn't concerned. He

wanted results not excuses. While they stood beside my window,

I thought BOD Ephraim had a beef, but Ranger D. isn't an author.

Whom do I feel should've been in "The Encyclopedia"? How about

Burrhead, E.J.Oshier, Hammerhead. Well, what do you think?

After BIGKOOK wins this contest I'll show Ranger whom to

contact about an addendum for San Onofre. But Surfing is

a tough sport. There's the five minute warning horn.

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