I think the only way VF'S "LOST BOYS
OF MALIBU" would've played longer
was if the magazine had ran the piece
as "LOST BOYS OF SAN ONOFRE",
then she would've run till the SOSC
BOD elections. It's hard for the Club
to concentrate on anything outside
of No. San Diego County. See, there
was no bocci-ball side-bar to capture
Club members interest, no volleyball
highlights, no overpriced Club Luau
tickets, no obscene clowns. No wonder it
ran only a month. Instead of Gidget
and the Kahuna, I'm not positive
who they might've used Danny and Ranger
Pam. well, I'm saving all my money for the
Club's updated Annual. It's almost as....
pricey as Grannies new book.

Written by Dr. Bookworm.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES