Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I think maybe San Onofre Surf Beach
has run out of attractions, like who
wants to sit in an agonizing, slow
moving line, only to be seen on a dying,
desolate, dusty, boiling hot, road that leads
nowhere. So then, let's take our act down
to beautful Solana Beach, just past
Leaucadia, Cardiff, and a neighbor of
our Sister City, Vista. Solano Beach is
heaquarters for beautiful stone gatherings,
Las Ola's crisp tacos, Chart House's Restaraunt,
and unlike Beach San Onofre, cool, clear water.
There's a beautiful "no dogs on beach"
law second to none. A nifty newly asphalted
road with white parking stripes, it too,
second to non. You park directly waterfront,
and of course, it's all free. Yep, there's no
$135.00 Annual fee, no $15.00 a day parking.
If you love your day at the beach, Solano is
the beach for you. Del Mar Horse Track
is right up the road. One more important
thing, if you love "La Siesta, you'll adore
Juanita's in Encinitas. All the subcontractors
hang out there letting their dog bark like
hell in the bed of their Ford 350. So you
won't feel out of place, there's a wonderful
spot just like the "RIB" with all types of seedy
characters called "Captain Keno's", sorta
like the Red Fox Lounge, catering to
fifty year olds with no where to go.

Wtitten by Wayne Mumbry.
BUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 9:30 AM   6 Comments

6 Comments:

At 1:17 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, man, I bee to Capt. Keno, they make a real hungry-man Bloody Mary, triple in a short glass.

 
At 6:06 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

you forgot to mention you'll be surfing with the likes of rob machado, joel tudor, dale dobson, l.j. richards and leroy grannis. the hell with i'd rather paddle out with rusty or starwarz any day.

 
At 7:48 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEA IS THERE A LOG TO STAND ON
SO WE CAN DRINK BUD LIGHT
ALL DAY LONG.
IF SO MAYBE I`LL GO

 
At 8:03 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for your comment Karl we read every one. SOSC BOD has outlawed all paddle-outs unless you are a Club member.

 
At 3:27 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

KARL: Those are good guys to surf with!!

 
At 3:37 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hang Ten, what's wit you. Those guys are ancient.

 

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