Sometimes you can't make a silk purse
out of sow's ear. Right? Right! Presently,
San Onofre is wavering as if she were a
punch drunk fighter. Going from Dr.Wilkes
to Wes Williams may have been to large
a Quantem Leap for the old beach.
But there is good news. Sal Geez, if he
survives the summer, is well on his way
to his tenure as "President of the San
Onofre Riding Club", easily the pinnacle
of ones career. I mean, is that a resume
job, or what? If his liver holds, Sal could
be President in year 2010, then you're really
gonna' see the fur fly. Imagine, how much
money SOSC will rake in on Bud Lite product
placement, like trashcans with the Bud Logo,
is that a natural or what. You'll never have to
cough up a penny again for that garish Luau,
or cherry seed spitting contest. Bud will cover
you as long as you remain a member.
Right on, Sal!

Written by Augie Busch.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES