If you don't believe me, check with
Range GHQ, there will be no alcohol
allowed on the beach on the beach at
San Onofre begining August 15, 2006.
The State is fed up with alcoholics on the
beach. If apprehended, you will be sublect
to a $240.00 fine. If you have any thoughts
on this severe action, contact SOSC BOD.
Title your complaint "Fed Up"!
Written by Al Cohololic.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
11 Comments:
Its about time they did something about the drunks at our favorite state park.
Well, when these beach lushes start coughing up the $4,200.00 for fines, court costs, and Attorney fees, that'll sober them
up--pronto.
THAT`S THE BEST NEW`S OF
THE SUMMER.
SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO SAL
& TEAM BUD LIGHT WILL THEY JUST GO
A WAY FOR GOOD ????
Duggie, there ain't no way you're gonna' get rid of Sal Geez nd his High School Bud Lite. It's easier to get rid of your mother-in-law then it is to get rid of Sal.
You know how to get rid of a mother in law?
do tell!
Yea Darren Jr. Poisen her.
'Alcoholic' is such a harsh term. The proper term is 'alcohol challenged'.
Mel, shame upon you. Alcohol does no one good, except the liquor store owner. MADD sets those onscene retail prices to drive sub-contractors and plasterers away.
First it was Moondoggie, moon-behind-the-mountain, now Moonshadows. It's enough to drive anyone to drink. Malibu certainly has it's weird side. That's why I stay clear. Don't want to get caught up in any of that funky stuff going on in the city.
Whiskey, we hear you. At least you didn't make reference to Moon Over Miami, or for that matter J.J.Moon.
I have been thinking long and hard about this "alcoholic" thing, and it is just so unfair. I mean why single a guy out just because he drives an old rig and likes to knock em back. 'Alcoholic' or even 'alcohol challenged' seems too harsh. "Beverage challenged" covers a whole host of social wrongs. What about the yupped out south county caffeine junky who every day lays down good Yankee dollars for a mocha yoka double frappawhatever, or the rail thin coed who breakfasts on cigaretts, coco puffs and 13 glasses of Tab, or finally the crazed seizure world swinger who mainlines Ensure trying to recover from his last medically induced bout of humpty dumpty? Can't we all just get along?
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