SABLEUE THE PROPHET, CLAIRVOYANT THAT HE IS, issued his 2004 horrifying prediction of doom. Involving South Orange County in general, San Mateo Creek in particular. Clairvoyant Sableau's confidence is high that sometime this year, upstream San Mosquito dam shall burst, sending bazillions of water gallons and a wall of mud and gravel crashing down San Mateo Creek, sweeping hundreds of unwary campers, surfboards, backrests, tear drop trailers, boogie boards, all to a watery grave sucked out to sea, in nearby shark infested Lowers. Sableue indicates the tragedy is inevitable, but the exact date is unclear, only July, 2004. Ranger Dairywimple declared a temporary morgue and chapel, for family mourners, will be available, courtesy of the California State Park System at Surfrider State Beach. This warning comes as a PSA by State Park Officials, as a reminder entrance fees will be triples July 1st, 2004. There shall be no "Grace Period". Sableau predicted the increase back in 2002.
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