Tuesday, February 03, 2004

NOT A DAY GOES BY WITHOUT THE SOSC BOD devising another way to clog the natural progression of surfboard riding. Now they want a corral built at the Power Plant boundary line at south beach house the Rancho Talega Search and Rescue Team a.k.a. "The Searchers". The "Board of Dictators bought into Rancho Talega's theory of patrolling the beach with an "eye out" for terrorists and to maintain parking restrictions on "the primitive dirt road". The horse stable will blend well with the desert landscape so as not to detract from SOSC beauty. SOSC BOD, acting under the advice of Ranger Dairywimple, volunteered to catch the tab with surplus funds from our Club's treasury. BOD member, Craig "The Enforcer" Ephraim declared it shall only take twenty years to restore the money, adding tee shirt sales are stronger than ever. I'll bet the posse will consist of long time members from the Board of Dictators. We can't wait to see the expression on Dah' Hooies face when he returns from Honolulu HI.
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