HERE'S THE R&R'S (RULES AND REGS) FOR THE CLUB'S UNIFICATION, supplied and notarized by Ranger Dairywimple. Boundary line is the uncontested imaginary line running from Bldg. #4, the Main Toilet south west to the mean high tide mark. At all times will Hawaiian tunes such as Aloha Oe, Kaimana Hila, Kuipo, Ama Ama Ching Ching, be played from 6:00 am till 10:00 PM. The gut bucket players shall move from Bamboo Room south to Dogpatch. There shall be absolutely no animals on the beach. Surfers don't go to the kennels, dogs don't belong at the beach. The SOHSC feels the beach should be conducted like Malibu during the mid-fifties. Malibu was not a Coney Island family beach so why should SOCK be? Luau will be orchestrated by 'da Hooie under BIGKOOK'S direction. Tony's Market Roach Coach shall provide food and drink during the summer months. Old timers shall park on top and be shuttled to the sand by Alan Seymoure Procuctions. "Locals Only' signs will be permitted all year. Drinking of any alcohol is permitted exclusively in the "Hawaiian Gardens" compound. Bocci Ballers will be restricted to the waters edge and not on the "primitive dirt road". This is a partial list of 'da Hooies demands.
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