Sunday, January 18, 2004

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUG, THUMPA THUMPA THUMP, SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

Here they come now, said Ranger Dairywimple just above a whisper.

Ranger sat on the slope above Bldg. #4, Toilet #6, between NeoN D.

Surfer, and Craig "The Enforcer" Epfraim, overlooking the "primitive

dirt road leading to the beach. Just as anticipated the "Great White Van"

eased into the forbidden "Handicapped Parking Zone" ' sat there steam

swirling from beneath the hood. Okay, boys, we got 'em now, said NeoN

D. Surfer, Deputy Parking Enforcement, Assignment Overload. The van

steadied then settled, the only sound hissing . Ranger Dairywimple said, Okay,

team, we got 'them now. On a winter morning darkness linger forever, a good

cover for the three to sneak across the "primitive dirt road" and attach

the "Denver Boot" to the right front wheel, totally immobilizing the vehicle.

The TEAM unaware of what was happening, slept right through. Soon, as

the sun appeared above the cliff, did someone inside stir. Sluggo raised

his head above the steamed window, rubbed a circle on it for a outside

view, smelled a "rat", swung open the passenger door, looking down

at the bright yellow iron boot. He said, gang, somethings going on here,

get up and look at this. TEAMBIGKOOK stepped out of the "Great White"

van, leaned against the "Handicapped Parking Only" sign on the

pole and said, What the heck is that, staring at the yellow "Denver Boot".

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