HERE WE GO AGAIN. NO REST FOR THE WEARY. This morning at dawn,

Ranger Dairywimple, with "The Messenger", riding "shotgun", sped

along the "primitive dirt road"waving fresh copies of "La Opinion"

with a startling "banner headline". Although in espanol, it translated

to an agreement settlement between Jorge Bush and Vince Foxx,

announcing in accordance with NAFTRA, Rancho San Onofre will

be the new site of a multi-million dollar abattoir producing

smoked sausage, menudo tripe, and portugi. A total "hands on"

slaughterhouse, benefiting Baja California, Norte.. Housing will be provided by

Sister City of San Clemente in the Calle Escalone district. Ranger Dairywimple

predicated it was the direct result stemming from the deadly "Mad Cow"

disease infecting both North America and Mexico, DF. Funding for the project

will be paid by State monies so as not to put a dent in Presidente

Jorge Bush's 61 trillion "dollares" war budget. Sluggo asked Ranger if Rancho San

Onofre will take on the smell of Vernon CA like Farmer John's does.

The SOSC BOD will go through the roof when they discover the color

motiff will be red, white, and green. Later today, Sr.Miguel Retzario,

emissary, from the slaughterhouse/smoked sausage factory, will give a

an informative speech. Where is THEBIGKOOK when we needs him?

TUBESTEAK/PORTUGI