Sunday, January 04, 2004

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE to go back in the water, all heck broke loose
up on the "primitive dirt road", SOSC BOD member, Craig "Killer" Ephraim found Ranger Dairywimple's hand written notes taken from Gov.Arnold's Santa Ana
News Conference on Friday. First, Taleaga wants the road paved,
their members are fed up washing their Hummers and SUV's every time they
go to the beach. The notes show it will pass and Gov.Arnold appointed Cruz Bustamente as Road Chairmen. Then, BIGKOOK, as a joke,
had "The Grunion" paint "San Diego coroners Office" on both sides of TEAMBIGKOOK'S "Great White Van" to scare Taleaga's HOA off the beach. "Killer" Craig" demanded why "The Messenger" and "Sea Cucumber" were granted permission to sleep in Lavatory #4, fronting the mosquito breeding grounds beside TEAM'S Headquarters. Ranger Dairywimple pointed out the Frost Warning was in effect and Building # 4 was now a "Homeless Shelter" until it warms up a bit.
If were at the beach I don't know if I'd want to irritate the Ranger because the SOSC
is on borrowed time down there. I guess the SOSC BOD won't accept the beach being called "Rancho San Onofre".

TUBESTEAK/TEAM/FED.UP
c.c. Alan Seymore
c.c.c. Von Morang Yachtsman
c.c.c.c. Ronald McDonald Tucson AZ/LV.NV

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