Saturday, January 03, 2004

RANGER DAIRYWIMPLE POSTED MINUTES of Gov.Arnold's Press Conference

in Santa Ana yesterday, and boy, is it a doozie. "Community Taleaga"

submitted a 120 page Cease and Desist demands against the SOSC BOD,

SOSC Members, The Amish Clan from East Riverside, TEAMBIGKOOK,

and 10 John Does. The one significant demand was changing San

Onofre Surfrider's Beach Club to Rancho San Onofre Family Beach

supported by Rancho Santa Margarita, Foothill Ranch Community

Surfing Association, and 10 more John Does. There were 150

Surfing HOA attending but only one member supporting SOSC,

Amish Preacher, ANDY, who tried to obtain a stay. All members

SOSC were disabled by alcohol to appear. The name change vote passed

unanimously, 150 to 1. Other demands were ripping out the

parking infringement button, replacing them with Styrofoam

fire hydrants set every 100 feet to assure the animals comfort.

Among other Taleaga demands is a Bark Park and Doggie

Run parreleling the "primitive dirt road" on the sandstone cliff side.

The Teleaga HOA demands the Palm Frond Shack, site of so

many historic moments, be razed replaced by Jungle Jims

for the toddlers. Best, if you really treasure your "Historic

Beach Site", you come to the beach, read the demands,

complain about being "pickpocketed" by The Taleagans

who claim "They shall run Rancho San Onofre the way

a beach should be run."

TUBESTEAK/AMICA.CURIAI
c.c. Alan Seymore Productions
c.c.c. TEAM/BIGKOOK


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