THANK GOODNESS SOMEONE HAD PRESENCE OF MIND to video

the fiasco at Rancho San Onofre yesterday morning. It depicts Ranger

Dairywimple, Deputy Pro- Tem; NeoN D. Surfer, and Craig "The Enforcer"

Ephraim, slapping the "Denver Boot" on the Great White Van, rousting

the occupants, all members of TEAM al-BIGKOOK, swinging open the

side door, revealing Sluggo, Messenger, Sea Slug, Horsehead, and

Grunion. TEAM al-BIGKOOK was escorted to the bamboo

forest adjacent to the banana plantation, ordered to sit on the splintery

creosote soaked retaining log, read their rights and interrogated on the spot.

Deputy NeoN, what's the beef? We ain't done nothing, said Sluggo. Yeah,

snickered "The Enforcer", you ain't done nothing. Look at the "Handicapped

Parking Only" sign. Where's your blue placard? BIGKOOK must have it at home,

said Grunion. Okay, boys, here's what we got. $279.00 Handicapped Parking

violation, $2,500.00 Denver Boot removal fee, $500.00 reinstatement fee, and

all this responsibilty of BIGKOOK, payable cash only by 8:00 PM tonight

or we call the man with the hook. The TEAM looked at each other, Grunion s

saying, This ain't gonna set too good with BIGKOOK. You ain't not

kidding, chided NeoN.

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