IT WAS SORT OF A MIXTURE OF MLK DAY, THE AYATOLLAH'S Hostage

Parade during the '70s, and the capture of the Frankenstien monster

all rolled into one. Naturally, TEAMBIGKOOK was unable to secure

$3,000.00 the State and SOSC BOD demanded to impound "Great

White" van for several Vehicle and State Violations regarding

"Handicapped Parking Only" warnings. McDonald Towing was notified

to bring the "flat bed" truck and as the "Enforcer" said, "Get the

damn thing outta' here!" And they did. Being a National Holiday,

all of Taleaga arrived in their Hummers, SUV's. kids, their dogs, all

enjoying the good life, coming to see TEAMBIGKOOK emasculated.

Lining both sides, up to the log barricade, they erupted into an

uncontrollable frenzy. They were there for the kill, it was not

unlike a "toro" being pulled from the arena for the slaughterhouse.

Eleven AM sharp, perched upon the flat-bed salvage truck, its headlights

seemed to be droopy and tearfilled, the dust coated windshield was scrawled,

"Wash Me", quivering on the truck, Craig "The Enforcer" Ephraim twirled

is index finger through the sun-roof for Ernie the driver to move forward.

Slowly the diesel cab chugged ahead, Taleagalites chanting, "Kook, Kook,

KooK, as Ernie moved ahead, it was almost as if "The Great White Van"

was crying. "The Enforcer" feeling the adenalin, stood up through the sun roof,

reached down ,picked up a heavy, yellow, Denver Boot, raised it above his

head for all to witness, a sign of victory for the SOSC. Somebody

in the crowd unmercifully sceamed, "Good riddance to bad rubbish"

as the procession trekked toward the County Dump. We hope

TEAMBIGKOOK can come up with a solution before it's too late.