UNFORNUNATLY, I'D HEARD ABOUT IT THIS MORNING. Yes, the San Onofre Surfrider's Family State Beach has been reinfected because the fast spreading Sewer Worms from SONGS are moving northward fast. If you think the computer virus is bad, wait'll you
see this. The swarm of Worms have invaded Bldg. #4, Toilet #6, and it sure doesn't look promising. The SOHSC is aware of the swarm's location. What Sewer Worms do is wait for a stiff southwest wind for transportation to shore, dig furiously beneath rotting seaweed, before making an attack on the toilets. SOSC BOD claims because of new rules giving the SOHSC'S 'duh Hooie jurisdiction for Hawaiian Village. They must do something fast before the toilets smell to high heaven. "The Enforcer" will try to lure Amish Rev.Andy and his flock to assist both Clubs before it's too late. One other good news/bad news item, Blah 'KOOK shan't return from "Kahuna School" for another seven days. He is in Honolulu.
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