JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER, all hell breaks loose at the serene Rancho San Onofre Residential State Family Beach. Sunday the San Clemente Daily Bugle ran a cover story about migrating whales and the best place to see them as they head South for the winter. Talega Surf Club decided SANO would be a good spot for a wine and cheese picnic, a great place for their over fed farm dogs, coffee clutch and whale watching. Boy were they in for a surprise when they hit the elbow at "the primitive dirt road". Caution tape, bull horns, walkie talkies, and Ranger Dairywimple in charge of the removal of the huge, bloated, infected, Sperm Whale, rotting in the damp sand down by the berm. All Hummers, SUVs were directed to the ancient palm frond shack for a real good view. This AM tempeture was 36o and holding. All SUV doors swang open, releasing a pack of plugged up animals, however, instead of what they should've done, and that was their duty, they caught scent of the rotting, putrifed, whale, and made a bee-line for their reward, 10,000 pounds of stagnant blubber. Their masters and mistress were gleeful watching their family pet head for an early repast. As the pack confronted the massive carcass,
they bounced around like playful gazelles. This was just what the wide mouth, glistening teeth, membrane covered, New Zealand Flying Tiger Shark anticipated and left the bubbling shorepound, flew threw the air, parallel to the beach and in a humungus gulp, snatched everyone's family pet, dove for the bottom, chewing in full sight of all dog owners, sounded, and headed back to sea. Ranger Dairywimple said it was the most gruesome thing he'd ever seen. Blah 'KOOK ain't gonna' believe it when the Talega Surfing Club erects a memorial display for their pooches.
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