THE BAD NEWS BROKE LAST NIGHT AND IT BROKE HARD. REAL HARD. Blah' "KOOK received an APB informing him "The Great White Van" had been placed in custodorial protection and Blah' 'KOOK, upon his return from Kahuna's Training in Honolulu HI, must cough up $2,500.00 reclamation vehicle release fees to the DMV. The Torrance Police
Department,in their affidavit , that "The Great White Van" was considered an abandoned on the street after not being driven for 72 hours, a violation of the CVC. Blah' 'KOOk was in Honolulu HI a total of 2,500 hours as of today. Fines included a bloated "Official Police Garage" towing fee, outstanding warrarants, violation citation, surcharge issued by the South Bay Municipal Court, a warning to erase from the vehicles sides,"SAN ONOFRE CORONERS OFFICE" before the vehicle can be released. One problem concerning detectives is the van was abandoned in front of a double murder, suicide investigation. witnesses claimed the victims were seen in a van similar to Blah' KOOK'S. Blah' gets off the "Red Eye" tommorrow morning. I pray someones there at LAX to transport him to Police Salvage, where his van sits. Adding insult to injury, some lunatic police cadet slapped a Denver Boot on it.
TUBESTEAK/ADJUTICATOR