WITH ALL THE SURFING FILMS, BOOK DEALS, GRAND OPENINGS, LIFE IS GOOD. The best part of all, except for tee shirt sales, coffee mug sales, and the push to get membership over 4,000, the SOSC BOPD is adamant about other people making that huge profit in surfing accoutrements, but thank goodness for Ranger Dairywimple and Craig, "Mr Enforcement" Ephraim, life goes on, we move ahead. Sunday the BOD will consider the new San Onofre Thong line ranging from x-small for girls to "Size Magnum" for men. The one prerequisite, you must be a paid member of the SOSC, who incidentally, just doubled the membership dues. Way to go gang! I'll bet the dues increase will go for increasing parking, now volleyball nets, rubber tubing for volleyball inbound lines. Earlier on, if you wanted to play VB you went to Will Rodger's State beach at the Canyon, not a surfer's beach. Times, they are a changing. One encouraging item regarding the doubling of the dues, Ranger Dairywimple promised a tether-ball pole will be installed adjacent to Bldg.#4, Toilet #6. Maybe that way it'll unclog the "primitive dirt road" from those rude and vociferous bocci-ball players.
TUBESTEAK/SHELL.COLLECTER