November 6, 2004 Fatal Decree.

More bad news again. Because of recent excessive alcohol consumption,
DUI's, open containers, sassing the arresting Ranger, obstructing justice,
ongoing bad judgment by SOSC membership, California State Park had no
choice other than to invoke a long awaited beach ban on booze. An
unidentified Ranger said the ban was the only way get these guy's
attention. The moratorium commences the day before Thanksgiving, 2004.
Violation of the new law will result in a $950.00 fine, due and payable in
cash only. Neither checks nor vouchers will be accepted. No wine with
turkey dinner tolerated.

Written by Anonymous.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES