November 3, 2004 Huge Bush Victury Bash At "Nofre!

Hal Dairywimple, Ranger Jean-Craug, and Rush Limbaugh, will
celebrate President George W. Bush's thrashing of Democrates,
Llbertarians, and all Independent opponents. The Champagne
Party will commence at 9:00 AM Saturday on Dogpatch Beach
at the southerly portion of 'Nofre. Gasoline prices will escalate Sunday morning, rising to $3.15 a gallon (regular). President Bush
will rub your nose in it, however, Saturday's fiesta loco will
be free Carte Blanca ice cold suds in your container to wash
down the complimentry tacos, nachos, tamales, chimichabgas,
guacamole, The earlier you arrive the more you can drink.

Written by Registrar of Voters
BRUCE SAVAGE Y AMIGOS