THERE MAY BE A DEMOTION IN STORE FOR RANGER CADET, "MR.ENFORCER", CRAIG. Cadet
Ephraim wandered from his station in the middle of the drought busting Stormwatch
7,000 last night leaving Amish Andy on his own piloting the 8 ton green Colombine harrowing the road. It seems after a 12 hour deluge, the "green monster" could no longer take it, expelled a magnificent blast, shook, heaved, and came to a stop in front of Bldg.#4 Toilet#6, in 5' of quagmire slop. It became overheated in the deluvian mud, surrounded by steaming steam. It seems Amish Andy had presence of mind to call 911 on his cellular. The mega-duty commercial tow truck will be here at 3:00 PM this afternoon. A Ranger said someone's going to have hell to pay for this budget buster. You could see the tension switch to Cadet Ephraim.
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