SURFING IS A TOUGH SPORT! You either soar high with the eagles or walk on the ground with the turkeys Early this morning, MTV sent a few PA's (Production Assistants) to get the "lay of the land" for their Easter Week Spectacular. They asked to speak with Ranger
Dairywimple just as "The Enforcer" introduced himself. "Hi, gals, my name is Craig, how may I help you?" Nice enough--well sorta, the PA's wanted a week long Backstage Pass All Access All Area for the extravaganza. Craig pondered, thought, mulled, and figured this would be a definite plus for his new "Ranger Cadet" Career. Piss on the SOSC BOD,
he thought, Full speed ahead, damn the torpedos. The PA's presented "Enforcer" with a show order: reality segments, musical chairs, door prizes, beauty contest, food fights, tunnel-of-love, and the famous Rancho San Onofre "Fountain of Legends. There will be a nice sponsorship fee, ( going directly to the State under the watchful eye of Gov.Arnie).The BOD, however, will not like this at all. They have placed BOD member, All Gee, to conduct a cease and desist order against MTV effective immediately.
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