EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! Things are back to normal as things can be. I hope!
Because of unusual behavior on the job, Ranger Dairywimple was placed on Administrative Leave. His dossier was listed: CONFIDENTIAL 51-50. Deputy Ranger Sgt. Craig Ephriam was placed First in Command. Deputy Ephraim's first act, under color, was grant BIGKOOK, acting under power of attorney for Talega Community Beach Club, a building permit for their "breeding shed" project at the outdated turn-a-round on the archaic dirt rod, which has become the laughing stock of the whole Pacific Coast. BIGKOOK convinced Deputy Ephhraim about the necessity for breeding square footage increase so as not give the stallions that "closed in feeling. The Rancho Santa Margarita Kayak Team, too, has placed an application for Club recognition. SOSC reelection is coming up fast, so it appears there'll be more parking spots allocated for the cheap fibreglass hulls. If that's what the club wants, I say give it to them. I will say one thing, you'll get more goats, cats, farm animals, and flys. Welcome to Rancho San Onofre, Have your picture taken with the Amish farm wagon.
TUBESTEAK/FRIEND.OF.AHMISH