WAS IT FOR BETTER OR WORSE. DEPT. RANGER "MR. ENFORCEMENT" EPHRIAM, has been asked to be a full time Ranger on a probationary trial. Wisely, he accepted. Ranger Dairywimple is having difficulty getting his "house" in order subsequent to his massive stroke and paralysis. This morning, taking advantage of light showers, ordered Amish Minister Andy, "Hook up the four in hand, attach the 20' disk harrow, level the "Primitive Dirt Road"." Mr. Enforcement, continued, "Move it, and move it now. This ain't no goddam field trip." Off down the path went the Colombine, squeaking, shimmering, swaying, but carving a fancy swath down the road. As of 10:00AM Amish Andy, the Colombine, and the 20" disc harrow had made forty passes and it appears the dirt road is beginning to take on the look of a country lane. All thanks to Sgt."Enforcer" Ephraim. Be here tomorrow for a complete replay.
TUBESTEAK/SPRINGTIME