Talk about bad timing think about this gargantuan blunder yesterday committed by THEBIGKOOK himself.
At 8:00 AM sharp he hits the beach with Ranger Dairywimple and a utility van filled with surveyors from the Power Plant. This was too much for the BOD who comes running over confronting THEBIGKOOK, Ranger Dairywymple and the survetors. Why, demands a BOD member, are you on this beach? Ranger Dairywimple
says were here in a prepreperation test to pave over the "primitivr dirt road" This Surfrider State Beach has been damaged by your surf club, too many complaints regarding barking dogs, filthy kook shacks, the shreaking monkey, failure to follow instructions, general incompetancy, and exceeding the 15 MPH speed limit so
we're installing an asphalt road with speed bumps to eliminate the problem. Ranger Dairywimple called bullshit on the club, thanks to THEBIGKOOK they may disband the club. Way to go BIGKOOK.
TUBESTEAK/BYSTANDER