All the time you hear about this San Onofre character called THEBIGKOOK. Yesterday was the shock of my life. There is no BIGKOOK. There is no TEAM/BIGKOOK. What's going on here? I just don't know. Methinks NeoN had something to do with THEBIGKOOK'S. Appearance down there at SHARK'S VILLE USA. If there is a BIGKOOK I know how to "flush" him out. Here's how. SANO RATPACK is sponsoring "an all you can eat barbacoa" om the beach at 'Ol Man's. Ribs soaked in Barbacue sauce, meatloaf, cole slaw, Frito jumbo chips to scoop up rhe clam-dip, cashews, corn on the cob, burgers, olives, and best of all, to lure him out into the open, an imported wooden keg of sake flown from Mainland Japan for all to enjoy. If tjis doesn't smoke THEBIGKOOK out nothin will. It ia all free. Parking is free. Booze is free. Come one, come all. Leave yor wallet home.
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