...and then it happens. It hit me like a ton of bricks. Knockwurst and chunky stle peanut butter don't mix. Anyways, I'm position in line at my bank, when a severe case of diarreah hits. I lead with a giant ka-boom plodger, immediatly stinking up the line as if there was no tomorrow. Talk about bad timing this elderly lady immediatly faints dead on the floor...I thought I'd better get out of there--pronto and....
TUBESTEAK/SMOG*ALERT